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eNeR wrote:
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Kevin McDonald wrote:weleh ... weleh ... :upss:

bapak-bapak sekarang sukanya sama abg, yah ????

hati-hati lho .... nanti dompet kekuras ...
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Emang ada ABG yang nggak doyan isi dompet yang mau sama Bapak bapak seperti Pak Sjamjul, Pak Potic,Pak Ener,Pak Kevin .
Mending pasti mau sama saya yang belon Bapak bapak, atau setidaknya Bapk Muda.... :mrgreen:
interupsi, ane belum jadi bapak, umur aja masih 23 kok dibilang bapak2, duuuuh,

iya nih......kata siapa kita uda bapak2???
d mohon oom sjamsul untuk tdk bawa2 orang laen yah! :big_smoking:
lha tiap jalan2 d mall sy d panggilnya "kaka" kok, bukannya "bapak" ky oom sjamsul wekekekekekeke :big_weee: :big_weee: :big_weee:
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:off_good:
sudah.. sudah...
kalau kalian tidak mau ngaku sudah tua dan sedikit bau tanah, ya ga pa pa ...
:off_man:

tapi.. ehem .. abg sekarang maunya yang berdompet tebal, cing... :weekk:

tampang nomor dua, yang penting "handsome" dan bisa "hepi-hepi" :big_slap:

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umur boleh abg... tapi secara fisik tidak...

wah kacau nih... :ngacir:
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he he he ...

Hal ini berdasarkan beberapa kisah nyata. :big_smoking:
Di antaranya adalah ini:

Suatu kisah nyata beberapa tahun yang lalu (semoga gak ada yang berhubungan dengan yang satu ini). Kalo ada yang tau, gak usah sebut nama korbannya ...

anggap saja namanya si Adi (bukan nama sebenarnya... :P) Bukan juga Asudarsono :mrgreen:

Si Adi ini bawanya hanya Kijang untuk bepergian ke kampus dll. Lalu pada suatu kesempatan si Adi ini ngincar sama satu cewe.
Baru pedekate beberapa kali, si cewe yang memang cantik aduhai, langsung aja menolak si Adi. Katanya, "Eh, gua liat elo bawanya cuma Kijang. Sori aja yah! Kita gak level sama cowo kayak kamu."

Bayangin aja!
Emang sebagian cewe cakep ternyata matre, bo! :2gunfire:
Ya si Adi langsung sedih, deh.... :e-doh:

Tapi ceritanya belum usai... :shrug:

Setelah beberapa waktu ....

Pada suatu waktu, si cewe ini lagi jalan2 sama temen2nya ke TA. Nah pas dia lagi di lobby lagi antri taxi mau pulang bareng teman2nya, eh dia berpapasan ama si Adi.
:off_ladies:

Si cewe mau gak mau mesti sapa dia meskipun sekedar basa basi aja.
Si Adi yang juga liat nanya, "Hai.. Lagi mau kemana?" Si cewe jawab, "Mau pulang nih sama teman2. Kamu sendiri?"
"Oh, aku lagi nunggu bokap. Maklum lagi gak bawa mobil," sahut si Adi.
:big_smoking:

Tidak lama kemudian, sebuah mobil S Class terbaru & termahal (saat itu) merapat. Ternyata itu bokapnya.
Nah, seperti yang kita duga, si cewe langsung terperanjat. Apa mungkin bokapnya hanya supir aja dan kebetulan mau pamer...
Selidik punya selidik, ternyata si Adi emang dari keluarga tajir. Tapi dia memang low profile.
:big_weee:

[Tapi seperti beberapa orang yang gua kenal. Sebagian gak suka pamer.
Kayak kenalan yang tinggal di Menteng (sudah wafat) hanya suka pakai sedan biasa dan berpakaian sederhana. Sementara bokap nyokapnya suka bolak balik Jepang untuk mengobati pasien dan kakaknya studi di Amrik sono.]

Sudah deh, si cewe yang matre, coba deketin lagi.
Tapi si Ade sudah gak minat lagi karena lihat si cewe gak punya inner beuty.

Temen gua sih ada yang bilang,
KENAPA GAK DI-"PAKE" DULU???????
BARU DIBUANG KALO SUDAH BOSEN ........

Gimana pendapat SMers....
Apakah memang cewe itu bisa diperlakukan seperti itu ....??
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maybe yes, or not... pacaran bisa have fun, but have fun nya diboth sides, let say sama2 tidak dirugikan. so, tinggal pilih, mau fair or cheat...

cewe matre tidak selamanya jelek... and, saya akuin saya pun termasuk cowo matre... :frm_tumbleft:
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poeticmind wrote:maybe yes, or not... pacaran bisa have fun, but have fun nya diboth sides, let say sama2 tidak dirugikan. so, tinggal pilih, mau fair or cheat...

cewe matre tidak selamanya jelek... and, saya akuin saya pun termasuk cowo matre... :frm_tumbleft:
hmmm.......utk pernyataan yg terakhir sy setuju...........semenjak kenal lbh deket sm oom poetic jd keluar duid banyak nih.... :e-think: :e-think:

wakakakakakakakak j/k :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :big_peace:


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eNeR wrote:
sjamsul wrote:
eNeR wrote: interupsi, ane belum jadi bapak, umur aja masih 23 kok dibilang bapak2, duuuuh,
emangnye nt mau klo dibilang ibu2........ hiahahahaha................ :big_weee:
kan lebih afdol dipanggil mas aja, ato dik juga gak apa2, gitu loh eyang sjamsoel...
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klo nt dipanggil "entong" gimana.......... hiahahaha........... :big_peace:
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doq wrote:
iya nih......kata siapa kita uda bapak2???
d mohon oom sjamsul untuk tdk bawa2 orang laen yah! :big_smoking:
lha tiap jalan2 d mall sy d panggilnya "kaka" kok, bukannya "bapak" ky oom sjamsul wekekekekekeke :big_weee: :big_weee: :big_weee:
iya deh, klo gitu nt ane panggil enthong ajah ya......... hiahahaha.........

ane kaga bawa2 orang laen kok, cuma orang2 lain ajah nyang suka terbawa2................ :e-think: :e-think:

khan sebutan "bapak" terdengar lbh berwibawa drpd kaka, takutnye kelepasan jadi dipanggil "kaka tua"......... hiahahahaha............ :ngacir: :ngacir:
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om sjamsul............belom pernah d timpuk bom ya?Image
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poeticmind wrote:umur boleh abg... tapi secara fisik tidak...

wah kacau nih... :ngacir:

iya nih jdnya kya ane yg selallu menjaga Mu-Tu... :ngacir:

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doq wrote:om sjamsul............belom pernah d timpuk bom ya?Image
ampuuunn tong eh doq, ane kaga berani deh............. masa orang ganteng spt nt dipanggil ntong, khan kaga boleh. tul ga tong ?............... hiahahahaha............... :big_peace:
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@kevin
cewek matre??
untungnya belum ketemu ama yg beginian, tp kalo masalah 'nyoba dulu baru buang' aku gak setuju banget, konotasinya terlalu merendahkan walau cewek tsb cewek matre.
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poeticmind wrote:maybe yes, or not... pacaran bisa have fun, but have fun nya diboth sides, let say sama2 tidak dirugikan. so, tinggal pilih, mau fair or cheat...

cewe matre tidak selamanya jelek... and, saya akuin saya pun termasuk cowo matre... :frm_tumbleft:
ternyata 0m momodnya matre juga...
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@eyang sjam
jaaah malah enthong, kayak judul sinetron wae 'enthong, abunawas dari betawi'.
wis sak karep2e la
xi xi xi eyang sjam
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doq wrote:om sjamsul............belom pernah d timpuk bom ya?Image
oke mas doq buatin bom-nya, ntar aku bantu ya...
bantu doa maksudnya...
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nescafe wrote:
poeticmind wrote:umur boleh abg... tapi secara fisik tidak...

wah kacau nih... :ngacir:

iya nih jdnya kya ane yg selallu menjaga Mu-Tu... :ngacir:

*muka-tua,,,
kalo aku kebalikannya , mumu, muka muda,
umur boleh tua, tp wajah muda
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Kevin McDonald wrote:he he he ...

Hal ini berdasarkan beberapa kisah nyata. :big_smoking:
Di antaranya adalah ini:

Suatu kisah nyata beberapa tahun yang lalu (semoga gak ada yang berhubungan dengan yang satu ini). Kalo ada yang tau, gak usah sebut nama korbannya ...

anggap saja namanya si Adi (bukan nama sebenarnya... :P) Bukan juga Asudarsono :mrgreen:
Wah jadi nggak enak neh...Bro Kevin menyindir saya...he..he..he :mrgreen:
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nescafe wrote:
poeticmind wrote:umur boleh abg... tapi secara fisik tidak...

wah kacau nih... :ngacir:

iya nih jdnya kya ane yg selallu menjaga Mu-Tu... :ngacir:

*muka-tua,,,
tenang Nes, aku juga menganut prinsip menjaga Mutu :big_smoking: :frm_tumbleft:
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Abu2 wrote:
nescafe wrote:
poeticmind wrote:umur boleh abg... tapi secara fisik tidak...

wah kacau nih... :ngacir:

iya nih jdnya kya ane yg selallu menjaga Mu-Tu... :ngacir:

*muka-tua,,,
tenang Nes, aku juga menganut prinsip menjaga Mutu :big_smoking: :frm_tumbleft:
sesama mods dilarang saling mendahului...
xi xi xi
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Morning all,

ehem .. ehem ..

:off_good:

Wong kalian sudah tua2 begini masih juga pengen disebut masih muda...

Gak malu tuh sama yang nunggu di rumah ...??? :mrgreen:

Kalo cewe matre yang dibegituin gak setuju, tapi kalo kita sebagai cowo yang dipake (alias dikuras dulu duitnya) baru dibuang, gimana?

Gak sedikit lho, cewe (atawa abg) yang cuma "iseng" sama kita...

eh iseng di atas bukan singkatan "ingin senggama", lho....

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@ avansa ...

:big_smoking:

:frm_salut: hormat komandan...

tidak ada maksud membangkitkan masa lalu kelam bapak.

Siap pak ... :frm_salut:

Menunggu instruksi selanjutnya ... :frm_salut:

:2gunfire:

Btw, nyindir apaan nih??? :mrgreen:

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Kevin McDonald wrote:Morning all,

ehem .. ehem ..

:off_good:

Wong kalian sudah tua2 begini masih juga pengen disebut masih muda...

Gak malu tuh sama yang nunggu di rumah ...??? :mrgreen:

Kalo cewe matre yang dibegituin gak setuju, tapi kalo kita sebagai cowo yang dipake (alias dikuras dulu duitnya) baru dibuang, gimana?

Gak sedikit lho, cewe (atawa abg) yang cuma "iseng" sama kita...

eh iseng di atas bukan singkatan "ingin senggama", lho....

:big_slap:

ehem, saya msh anak2 lho pak kevin.. :big_smoking:
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anak anak kok udah jenggotan,,,weleh,,weleh.. :big_weee:
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menyindir ane yang pernah di kira punya uang sedikit ma cewek terus di cuekin..lah pas tahu yang sebenarnya ,yang ternyata nggak punya duit beneran,sama ceweknya di timpukin...wadoh :e-doh:
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hmmmm..........tampaknya ada sejarah tersembunyi antara oom avansa sm oom kevin nih :big_smoking: :big_smoking: :e-think: :e-think:
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